Favorite Lipstick Jungle Quotes
Dahlia: Are you blowing the handyman?
Victory: That's the contractor.
Dahlia: No no, that's not the type of guy Victory ford dates.
Victory: I hate this you know. I hate you sending a jet for me. I hate that I liked riding in it so much. I hate your smug attitude like you're some big hero, cause you're not. You just called your assistant and her send it for me
Joe: Actually I called myself. And hey I could have waited for you in the car. But here I am standing in the tarmac freezing my ass off. I don't do this for anybody.
Kirby: Aren't I still the guy who filed for sexual harass at Bonfire?
Nico: You're the Editor in Chief's boyfriend
Kirby: I like it
Wendy: I lost my virginity in moccasins.
Nico: You remember what shoes you wore?
Wendy: It was the most memorable part
Victory: I'm two people.. the one on the label and then there's just me
Rodrigo: and what if I only want to go out with one of you?
Victory: you can't Rodrigo. Everyone comes with baggage, even you
Kirby: I love Halloween
Nico: Oh come on it's just an excuse for woman to dress up like sluts and for men to wear makeup without their masculinity questioned
Kirby: ...and there goes my Jack Sparrow costume
Nico: how was your date?
Kirby: Dull or maybe it was thrilling. I dunno. You choose. You set it up.
Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
Nico
Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
Joe: Should she be handling scissors?
Roy: Do you want to take them away from her?
Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.
You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.
Roy
