Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light

I'll send you an advanced copy before we run your lost weekend in Bangkok. Who knew you could do that with a pingpong ball?

Nico [to Janice]

Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?

What do you mean done? You didn't unclog my toilet, you met my best friends.


Kirby: Teenagers are a handful, huh?
Wendy: I'm sure you can relate

Your radiant and it's bugging me. Is it the Hollywood Cookie Diet?


I promised myself I wouldn't negotiate with a terrorist, but here I am.

Wendy [to Janis]

Who do we plan on using if Prince Will defects? Queen Latifah?


I want to be wiping Time Warner with my shoes. These are Guccis, I don't sully them lightly.


Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two

You don't want to be the girl who peaks in the ninth grade. Come with me to my high school reunion and you'll see what I mean

Wendy [to Maddie]

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Victory: Why are you emailing Joe Bennett? Does he own this building?
Dalhia: Well technically he owns this whole block.

You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.