Nico: What do you want Kirby?
Kirby: You.

Victory: Are all these people gonna be here when we start the..
Kirby: I can send some of them home and the rest will just look at their shoes

Joe: How do you think they felt about me?
Victory: I think it went very well
Joe: Really?
Victory: Yea. Joe they met you like 8 hours ago and trust me they never met anyone like you before.
Joe: You think you can frame that so I don't sound like the creature from the black lagoon

Nico: What, you're not ready to help me raise my dead husband's baby? What's the matter with you?
Kirby: Well when you put it that way

Joe: Either you have remarkable psychic ability or Ellen just lost her job
Victory: Then let's go with remarkable physchic ability

Joe: What are you doing here?
Victory: Just mixing the perfect martini... minus the vermouth
Joe: That would make it imperfect
Victory: Why don't you taste it first?

Victory: My hand is cramping
Ellen: It might be easier if you just dot your eyes instead of all those little hears
Victory: They're not hearts, your pen is leaky

If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.


Kirby: I want to feel like I'm the one you choose
Nico: There's no way I can answer that. Kirby, we're together and it's really good... I love you
Kirby: I love you too..

You don't want to be the girl who peaks in the ninth grade. Come with me to my high school reunion and you'll see what I mean

Wendy [to Maddie]

Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold

I promised myself I wouldn't negotiate with a terrorist, but here I am.

Wendy [to Janis]

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Griffin: Look at you already back to work
Nico: Well, the holidays are over
Griffin: Mmm, they don't have to be

Josh: Your mother is on line two
Wendy: Tell her I'm in a meeting
Josh: I did. She said I should be replaced