Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together

Chloe: Can I mix gin with vodka?
Victory: Not after labor day.

Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?

Maddy: I like this music.
Wendy: You should, you were conceived to it.

Wendy: Maddie, we've discussed this. Paul is too old for you. If I can't trust you when you leave this house, then you're only going to leave the house for school
Maddie: Fine! Put the ankle bracelet on me since you couldn't put it on dad!

Tattoos do not age well on women. What starts off on the shoulder can easily be on the ass.

Wendy's Mom

Wow, three damsels in distress

Joe

You got nothing to be ashamed, you're here to dress a movie star, she's here to find something to cover arm fat.

Roy

Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two

Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call

Tina: Have you even discussed children?
Nico: Well I think it's a little premature for us to be talking about children
Tina: Maybe for him, he's got time. You don't. You gotta face the facts. Tick tock chicken, you're eggs aren't getting any fresher

Dimitri: Sorry about Charles.
Nico: I got your note. He finally did something you approved of, he died.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Wendy [about Maddie]: Remind me why I was so eager to hear her first words
Shane: Oh the good times will come around again darling. Soon she'll be 16 and she'll stop talking to us all together

He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!

Nico