Wow, three damsels in distress

Joe

Joe: That might be my assistant. She's bringing my dinner. Kidding.
Victory: Let's go alienate Shane and Wendy.

I don't want the man that I'm dating owning me.

Vic

Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck

Nico: Thank you for being such a trooper
Kirby: What did you expect me to do? Throw a fit? Starting knocking things over?
Nico: I thought it was a possibility
Kirby: Lady, I'm not giving you any excuses to get rid of me

Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older

Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light

Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?

Nico

Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits

Kirby huh? From lawsuit to flowers?

Mike

Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.

it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.

Nico

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.

Nico

He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!

Nico