It's like a tupperwear party, but with bling.

Wendy [on Victory's jewelry party]

Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older

i have to admit this is the nicest thing I've ever tried on.. Ralph Lauren really knows what he's doing

Kirby

Dimitri: Sorry about Charles.
Nico: I got your note. He finally did something you approved of, he died.

Victory: Are all these people gonna be here when we start the..
Kirby: I can send some of them home and the rest will just look at their shoes

You sure about this, even if we kept it for a day, put it on eBay?

Roy

Nico, I'm not going to miss out on actual work so I can stay here and be a manny

Kirby

I hate it when you call it "that magazine" as if it's infectious.

Nico

I'm your mother, though according to this [fake id] I gave birth to you in the third grade.

Wendy

So we out of creamer?

Wendy

You know what's so great about tennis? Love means zero

Joe

Kirby huh? From lawsuit to flowers?

Mike
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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

... and on an empty stomach

Maddie

Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?

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