Victory: I don't deserve to be pampered, I need to be horse whipped
Nico: That might cost extra
Wendy: I'll cover the tip

Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.

Nico

listening to music in the back seat of your car isn't a date, Joe. it's high school.

Victory

I get it. The bill won't pass until I'm officially stamped by the house and the senate.

Joe

Who cares what he thinks? He looks like Orville Redenbacher

Dahlia [about Roy]

Nico: I'm sorry I'm not living up to your high moral standards these days.
Wendy: No, don't do that. I'm not the one who flew my boy toy half way around the world for a booty call

Wendy [to Joe]: You should have come to me first, I've been married th e longest
Nico: You got engaged with a plastic ring from a Coney Island vending machine
Wendy: It's romantic
Nico: Only because the claw didn't pick up a troll doll

Griffin: Wake up Nico, magazines are going to be collectors items
Nico: Then I'm going to have a very profitable career on ebay

Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older

Victory: Why are you emailing Joe Bennett? Does he own this building?
Dalhia: Well technically he owns this whole block.

I gotta pitch to someone who knew Paul Newman had a career before a salad dressing

Wendy

To you it's Thanksgiving, to me it's just Thursday

Dahlia

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

Don't looked so shocked Janice. I had to come here that's friends do for each other. You'd know if you had any.

Nico

He left me for someone who sleeps in nightgear!

Nico