I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.

Victory

Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold

If that was my face on page 6, I would have brought Maddie, Taylor, three Cambodian orphans, and a basket of puppies.

Nico

Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.

Hector

Kirby: My mom is very casual
Nico: Are you saying I'm overdressed?
Kirby: Always..
[Kirby begins undressing her]

Who cares what he thinks? He looks like Orville Redenbacher

Dahlia [about Roy]

Wendy: You've known me for 20 years, you know I don't try on shoes in public.
Victory: Oh, Come on.
Wendy: No no, they marvel at how big they are. They bring out measuring devices.

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish

Victory: Do we know anyone who knows Howie Mandell?
Wendy: No one is going to open up a brief case that says marry me
Victory: Stop being so grand, think personal

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...

Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.

Victory

Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold