Lipstick Jungle "Carpe Threesome" Quotes
Wendy: I just spent my first all nighter since college. You know it's a lot easier when you're 20.
Nico: What isn't?
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Victory: I want you back in my life. I don't want to walk around hurt and angry and someone I'm not.
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Nico: I think Charles is having an affair
Kirby: So maybe this is the universe's way of telling you you don't have to feel guilty anymore
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Victory: Promise one thing if I'm ever incapacitated, one of you will be my plucker.
Nico: I'm afraid.
Victory: If you're in a coma not a lot of grooming.
Nico: With trying to save your life and all...
Victory: If i wake up i don't want to look like Tom Selleck
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Victory: Who cares what you didn't do, could have done, should've done. It's what you do now and from now on that really matters.
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Nico: Come on, isn't this better breakup therapy than sitting at home and watching old movies and having a three way with Ben & Jerry?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Victory: As long as your my boss there's no point in discussing a romantic relationship.
Joe: That leaves is in a bit of a pickle doesn't it? And pickles and truffles. Not sexy.
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Kirby: You should have lunch here more often.
Nico: Maybe next time you'll actually give me something to eat.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
