Joe: I know what you're gonna say, it's only money and i'm sure that you're right. The only problem is I don't know who the hell I am without it
Victory: I know who you are. You're the man I want to marry

Joe: I really did want to have that dinner with you
Victory: ...and here you are dining with the seagulls instead

Joe: Happy one year anniversary
Victory: Day late and a dollar short
Joe: You have no idea

Joe: Either you have remarkable psychic ability or Ellen just lost her job
Victory: Then let's go with remarkable physchic ability

Griffin: I've always liked rules, structure, I like things clear. All my life people are always telling me I should have joined the military
Nico: Why didn't you?
Griffin: I like the rules, not the guns
Nico: Agreed

Victory: Okay look all I need is one hour Friday. You can forget dinner. Just one sip of wine and we can split a crab cake. Are you in our you out?
Joe: I'm in. I want my own crab cake

Victory [looking in Joe's closet]: Why do none of his suits have sizes in them?
Ellen: Because they're all custom made by a small nervous man in London who will be even more nervous because you're taking his job

Griffin: Put some sugar in the water, the flowers will last longer
Nico: They're beautiful aren't they?
Griffin: I'm glad you like them
Nico: They're from you?
Griffin: They are from me
Nico: Thank you
Griffin: You're welcome
Nico: But why?
Griffin: Why not?
Nico: You didn't want to leave a card?
Griffin: Always wanting a paper trail...

Victory: Do we know anyone who knows Howie Mandell?
Wendy: No one is going to open up a brief case that says marry me
Victory: Stop being so grand, think personal

Victory: You are going to love working from home. There's so many perks.
Wendy: Hmm?
Victory: You don't have a grumpy boss in the morning unless you haven't had your coffee
Wendy: It's a reasonable commute
Victory: Private bathroom.. Deal or no Deal is just a quick click away

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me

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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe

i have to admit this is the nicest thing I've ever tried on.. Ralph Lauren really knows what he's doing

Kirby
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