Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes (Page 2)

Season 2 Episode 12: "Lover's Leap"

Victory: Do we know anyone who knows Howie Mandell?
Wendy: No one is going to open up a brief case that says marry me
Victory: Stop being so grand, think personal
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: You are going to love working from home. There's so many perks.
Wendy: Hmm?
Victory: You don't have a grumpy boss in the morning unless you haven't had your coffee
Wendy: It's a reasonable commute
Victory: Private bathroom.. Deal or no Deal is just a quick click away
 • Rating: Unrated

Doctor: Do we have our winner?
Nico: Well.. 297 intrigued me. He's smart, healthy, talented. Too bad my eggs and I didn't meet him at a restaurant or a party instead of a Petri dish
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "Indecent Exposure"

Victory: I'm going to be the most demure bride ever
Nico: Did you just say bride?
Wendy: Did Joe propose to you?
Victory: No, it's my turn this time, I'm gonna ask him to marry me
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico [about Griffin[: The truth is we actually have a lot in common
Victory: Oh, is he freezing his eggs too?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: I've come here to say two things to you. One, I'm sorry. and, two, thank you. Thank you for everything you've done for me
Joe: you're welcome
Victory: Wait, three. I would have said yes. [Joe gives confused look] To your proposal. I would have said yes
Joe: May i say something?
[Victory nods and Joe kisses her]

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: What are you doing here?
Victory: Just mixing the perfect martini... minus the vermouth
Joe: That would make it imperfect
Victory: Why don't you taste it first?
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: ...and the feinting won't happen again. My ovaries are overstimulated, but my medications have since been adjusted and I'm good
Griffin: So even your ovaries are overachievers?
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: Are all these people gonna be here when we start the..
Kirby: I can send some of them home and the rest will just look at their shoes
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: So how you doing?
Nico: I'm okay, yeah, I'm good. you?
Kirby: Keeping busy, working, going out, trying to get over you
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar
 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy: Show me the upper outer quadrant of your buttock
Nico: Talk about words I never thought I'd hear you say
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 10: "Bye, Bye Baby"

Wendy [to Maddie]: You don't want to be the girl who peaks in the ninth grade. Come with me to my high school reunion and you'll see what I mean
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: Come on, it's been a couple days. That's gotta be a record for us. And not one I'm proud of...
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: Nico, I'm not going to miss out on actual work so I can stay here and be a manny
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: What, you're not ready to help me raise my dead husband's baby? What's the matter with you?
Kirby: Well when you put it that way
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico: I was beginning to think you might not show up
Kirby: You got me. I was halfway to JFK then I realized I didn't have my passport. Come on, who do you think I am, Megan?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 9: "Thanksgiving"

Wendy: If we're going to have a locavore Thanksgiving it's going to take planning..
Victory: and a BB gun. How do you get a meal out of Central Park anyway? Is there a recipe for stewed squirrel in here?
 • Rating: Unrated

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