Nico [about Griffin[: The truth is we actually have a lot in common
Victory: Oh, is he freezing his eggs too?

Victory: So what are we now?
Joe: A day older

Victory: I've come here to say two things to you. One, I'm sorry. and, two, thank you. Thank you for everything you've done for me
Joe: you're welcome
Victory: Wait, three. I would have said yes. [Joe gives confused look] To your proposal. I would have said yes
Joe: May i say something?
[Victory nods and Joe kisses her]

Joe: What are you doing here?
Victory: Just mixing the perfect martini... minus the vermouth
Joe: That would make it imperfect
Victory: Why don't you taste it first?

Nico: ...and the feinting won't happen again. My ovaries are overstimulated, but my medications have since been adjusted and I'm good
Griffin: So even your ovaries are overachievers?

Victory: Are all these people gonna be here when we start the..
Kirby: I can send some of them home and the rest will just look at their shoes

Kirby: So how you doing?
Nico: I'm okay, yeah, I'm good. you?
Kirby: Keeping busy, working, going out, trying to get over you

Nico [about Victory posing nude]: ...to tie your image to your brand. Look at Martha Stewart, she's very smart she put herself over everything
Victory: Not naked
Wendy: Well, we never saw the prison calendar

Wendy: Show me the upper outer quadrant of your buttock
Nico: Talk about words I never thought I'd hear you say

Nico: Promise me you'll be slightly more professional at your marketing meeting?
Victory: Why? You don't want me to bring my hello kitty lunch box?

You don't want to be the girl who peaks in the ninth grade. Come with me to my high school reunion and you'll see what I mean

Wendy [to Maddie]

Come on, it's been a couple days. That's gotta be a record for us. And not one I'm proud of...

Kirby

Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I can't think less of you. You've smelled like mop & glow for the last week.

Victory [to Roy]

Wendy: Sounds like someone is driving without breaks.
Victory [whispers]: Gun it.