Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 9: "Thanksgiving"

Joyce [about Wendy's father]: He may have been late to the summer of love but he was determined to be the last leaf
 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy: How's the game going?
Shane: I'm not watching, it's just on in the the background
Wendy: What's going on in the foreground?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dahlia: To you it's Thanksgiving, to me it's just Thursday
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: Do you have another pillow?
Wendy: What do you need another one for?
Shane: For your mother's face
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joyce: Who's Max? The husband?
Wendy: The dog
Joyce: Whatever happened to just bringing a bottle of wine?
 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two
 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy: Why do i hear a baby crying in the background?
Nico: It's Charlie
Wendy: Charlie? As in the spawn of your cheating husband and his evil mistress?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory [to client about designing a dress over the holidays]: You don't understand I'd have to miss Wendy's Thanksgiving dinner... it's fantastic!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be fun
Victory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico [referring to Wendy's locavore theme]: Doesn't Thanksgiving already come with a theme? It's like hanging a hat on a hat
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 8: "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Prada"

Wendy [over a glass of scotch]: Well ladies I do think it's time to retox
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?
 • Rating: Unrated

[Joe arrives to the ladies outside a broken down car]
Joe: Wow, three damsels in distress
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits
 • Rating: Unrated

[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum
 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: I love nature and picnics, but that's why god invented Central Park
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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