Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 8: "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Prada"

Kirby: Yeah but what subway line comes out here?
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Griffin: Wake up Nico, magazines are going to be collectors items
Nico: Then I'm going to have a very profitable career on ebay
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Wendy: You don't tell someone about a surprise party before they walk in
Victory: Yeah but you should probably tell them after it's canceled
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Wendy: What's with the credit card?
Nico: I'm using it to cut the chocolate
Victory: What, are we gonna snort it?
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Victory: Define appetite in this part of the world, I'm starving ... I've heard of baby vegetables, but those were embryos
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Victory: Is that a juice bar because I just see mixers in there
B&B Owner: It's a spa, you drink liquor, you age quicker

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Victory: Umm is that the bar?
B&B Owner: Yes it is and it's all inclusive so whatever you want
Victory: Oh, you may regret that you just said that
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Victory: How many bags did you pack?
Wendy: Two, but they were smaller.. and I'm taller
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Nico [after seeing how much Victory packed]: We're not boarding the orient express, we're spending 72 hours in the sticks
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Victory: I don't deserve to be pampered, I need to be horse whipped
Nico: That might cost extra
Wendy: I'll cover the tip
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Wendy: I really think you should eat, you look weak
Victory: I want a margarita
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Nico: It's not high school, I can't just quit cheerleading because you don't like the captain
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Season 2 Episode 7: "Let the Games Begin"

Nico: I'm dating some guy who subconsciously wants to date his mother
Victory: Maybe not
Wendy: Or maybe so? How fast does he go for the breast?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kirby: Right now I feel like a pawn being pushed around by two queens.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kirby: If [Charles] hadn't died, would you have come back to me? Because I want to feel like I'm the one you choose
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

[Victory and Joe talking to Anna, tennis player]
Joe: You know what's so great about tennis? Love means zero
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Wendy: How's it going with Anna?
Victory: It's not, I've just been waiting for Joe to show up
Wendy: What if he doesn't?
Victory: I'm going to switch from sipping champagne to sipping antifreeze
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Tina: Have you even discussed children?
Nico: Well I think it's a little premature for us to be talking about children
Tina: Maybe for him, he's got time. You don't. You gotta face the facts. Tick tock chicken, you're eggs aren't getting any fresher
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kirby: I want to feel like I'm the one you choose
Nico: There's no way I can answer that. Kirby, we're together and it's really good... I love you
Kirby: I love you too..
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendy: Hey when do I get to hear what you're working on?
Shane: Off the clock. How often do we get the chance to dance without being mocked by a fifteen year old?
 • Rating: Unrated

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