Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 7: "Let the Games Begin"

Wendy [referring to Tina]: Man if she's pushing fifty, fifty is afraid to push back
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Joe: Do you know how many times I bought a business that I wasn't absolutely sure was going to make a profit? Once. I wasn't looking to buy a clothing company... I didn't want to buy a clothing company. I wanted... It doesn't matter what I wanted... I have gambled enough on Victory Ford
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendy: You call Joe again
Nico: Again? I am one call away from a restraining order.
Wendy: Again
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: Do we get to meet slash judge your evil twin?
Nico: She's not evil, she's nice.. there's just...
Wendy: If she's nice why are you looking for problems?
 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy: What went down with mother Atwood?
Nico: I wouldn't call her that
Victory: What would you call her?
Nico: Sis?
Victory: What's that mean?
Nico: I dunno, it's weird. There is something. She and I are very... not so different. If we were both in a police lineup I could do time for her crime
 • Rating: Unrated

Shane: I'm toying with a mustache. Josie wanted me to do some PR shots and she thought a little facial hair may lend me some distinction. What do you think?
Wendy: I think you're distinct, let Josie grow her own mustache

 • Rating: Unrated

[sees Wendy and Shane kissing]
Maddie: ... and on an empty stomach
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: I'm feeling kind of dirty how about we take a shower
Nico: You know what there's still stuff on the table
Kirby: Yeah but the dishes can wait, I can't
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ellen: have you returned any of her calls?
Joe: Have you returned the ring? What are you waiting for?
Ellen: For her to come to her senses
 • Rating: Unrated

[Ted waving steak knife]
Ted: Shane, tell her she has to do it
Shane: Well, darling, gentleman wielding a steak knife is making a demand
 • Rating: Unrated

[upon hearing Nico and Tina went to the same Annie Lennox concert]
Kirby: That's wild, you two could have been standing next to each waving your cell phones
Tina: tell him we used to use lighters back then, right after we invented fire
 • Rating: Unrated

Tina [entering Nico's apartment]: Wow this is something. You could play contact sports in this living room. Don't tell me you already have
 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: My mom is very casual
Nico: Are you saying I'm overdressed?
Kirby: Always..
[Kirby begins undressing her]
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Nico [holding up dress]: Hey honey do you have this in a ten?
Victory: Yeah but why are you planning on hiding Kirby under it? Try a four
Nico: No I don't want to wear anything tight, I haven't met a boyfriend's mother since I was dating Charles
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: How come your boss hasn't called me by the way?
Ellen: He does have other businesses, princess
Victory: I know but I am getting baskets of fancy jam from complete strangers, he could call and say nice job
Ellen: He is a man of few words... and he doesn't like jam

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: My hand is cramping
Ellen: It might be easier if you just dot your eyes instead of all those little hears
Victory: They're not hearts, your pen is leaky
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe"

Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendy [to Joe]: You should have come to me first, I've been married th e longest
Nico: You got engaged with a plastic ring from a Coney Island vending machine
Wendy: It's romantic
Nico: Only because the claw didn't pick up a troll doll
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: Why is this so complicated?
Wendy: Because you were in junior high when he was conceived
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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