Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold

Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away

Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be fun
Victory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?

Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?

Doesn't Thanksgiving already come with a theme? It's like hanging a hat on a hat

Nico [referring to Wendy's locavore theme]

Well ladies I do think it's time to retox

Wendy [over a glass of scotch]

Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?

Victory

Wow, three damsels in distress

Joe

Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits

[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum

Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices

I love nature and picnics, but that's why god invented Central Park

Kirby
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Lipstick Jungle Quotes

I know you thought we could fit a crowd in here. I hope it's alright that it's just us.

Joe

You're not, you're stewing. You've been on the same chapter for the same two hours. People spend less time studying for the bar.

Shane
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