Wendy [to Joyce]: The important thing is that you're here
Shane: That's one theory... can I get you a scotch, Joyce?
Joyce: Are you having one?
Shane: I'm having two

Wendy: Why do i hear a baby crying in the background?
Nico: It's Charlie
Wendy: Charlie? As in the spawn of your cheating husband and his evil mistress?

You don't understand I'd have to miss Wendy's Thanksgiving dinner... it's fantastic!

Victory [to client about designing a dress over the holidays]

Kirby: I was just trying to keep up with you, you deserve the gold
Nico: I already have the gold

Victory: Go!
Roy: If you need me I'm just three connecting flights away

Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be fun
Victory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?

Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?

Doesn't Thanksgiving already come with a theme? It's like hanging a hat on a hat

Nico [referring to Wendy's locavore theme]

Well ladies I do think it's time to retox

Wendy [over a glass of scotch]
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