Lipstick Jungle

Lipstick Jungle Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 6: "The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe"

Nico: I thought you got a haircut at 2
Kirby: I did. It's 3:30. Did it already grow back?

 • Rating: Unrated

Wendy: It wasn't a pitch, I got ambushed by a fetus in Ferragamos
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joe: what do you think?
Ellen: i think if i made a quick dash for the door i think i could retire comfortably in the Bahamas
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: Joe, you built a fortune taking risks. I think this one's worth taking
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wendy: I gotta pitch to someone who knew Paul Newman had a career before a salad dressing
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: ...and the lighting, did we have to pull someone off tour? Steven Tyler is not going to look good under 60 watt bulbs

 • Rating: Unrated

Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dahlia [about Roy]: Who cares what he thinks? He looks like Orville Redenbacher

 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "Scary, Scary Night"

Wendy: ...and I have to admit I needed the attention
Nico: You should have called us, we wouldn't kissed you
Victory: Unless you want us to
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: You're gonna dance with someone who hasn't taken their mask off yet, what if he doesn't have eye brows?
Roy: I'm not dancing with his eye brows if you know what I mean
 • Rating: Unrated

Nico: Editor-in-Chief of Bonfire magazine
Lou: They give those job to women?
Nico: When we keep our crying, and baking, and having babies in check

 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Victory: ...it's like trying to ask my parents, it's like they're predisposed to not be critical
Roy: We have very different parents
 • Rating: Unrated

Joe: I lived a whole life before you victory, if you want to hear more, share it with me
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: You can't go on this trip, it's too dangerous
Joe: Life before caller id, that was dangerous, this is a challenge

 • Rating: Unrated

Kirby: I love Halloween
Nico: Oh come on it's just an excuse for woman to dress up like sluts and for men to wear makeup without their masculinity questioned
Kirby: ...and there goes my Jack Sparrow costume
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 4: "The F-Word"

Victory: I'm two people.. the one on the label and then there's just me
Rodrigo: and what if I only want to go out with one of you?
Victory: you can't Rodrigo. Everyone comes with baggage, even you
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dahlia: Make a big splash.. get what I'm saying?
Rodrigo: Yeah you want me to wear my Armani overalls... I get what you're saying
 • Rating: Unrated

Dahlia: Unless you have other plans..
Victory: I will be there.. me plus two...
Dahlia: Who's two? not Bob the Builder...
Victory: and his daughter
 • Rating: Unrated

Rodrigo: She will like you... don't rush things
Victory: I knew she didn't like me. Which I don't get frankly. Kids usually like me, dogs too, cats a little less
 • Rating: Unrated

Victory: You're probably at a really good part in the book... is Charlotte still alive?
Celia: Charlotte dies?
 • Rating: Unrated

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