Season 2, Episode 7: "Let the Games Begin"
[upon hearing Nico and Tina went to the same Annie Lennox concert]Kirby: That's wild, you two could have been standing next to each waving your cell phones
Tina: tell him we used to use lighters back then, right after we invented fire
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Tina [entering Nico's apartment]: Wow this is something. You could play contact sports in this living room. Don't tell me you already have
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Kirby: My mom is very casual
Nico: Are you saying I'm overdressed?
Kirby: Always..
[Kirby begins undressing her]
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Nico [holding up dress]: What do you think of this?
Victory: That would impress her if she was a librarian at a women's prison. How did you even put this look together with my clothes?
Nico: I need your help, I'm trying to de-cougarize
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Nico [holding up dress]: Hey honey do you have this in a ten?
Victory: Yeah but why are you planning on hiding Kirby under it? Try a four
Nico: No I don't want to wear anything tight, I haven't met a boyfriend's mother since I was dating Charles
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Victory: How come your boss hasn't called me by the way?
Ellen: He does have other businesses, princess
Victory: I know but I am getting baskets of fancy jam from complete strangers, he could call and say nice job
Ellen: He is a man of few words... and he doesn't like jam
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Victory: My hand is cramping
Ellen: It might be easier if you just dot your eyes instead of all those little hears
Victory: They're not hearts, your pen is leaky
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Season 2, Episode 6: "The Lyin', the Bitch and the Wardrobe"
Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
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Wendy [to Joe]: You should have come to me first, I've been married th e longest
Nico: You got engaged with a plastic ring from a Coney Island vending machine
Wendy: It's romantic
Nico: Only because the claw didn't pick up a troll doll
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Nico: Why is this so complicated?
Wendy: Because you were in junior high when he was conceived
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Total Quotes: 252
