Season 2, Episode 9: "Thanksgiving"
Nico: You are coming. It's my first thanksgiving with Kirby and I want it to be funVictory: I see I'm just going to mask my pain and become a performing clown for you guys
Nico: Yeah, do you mind?
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Nico: Victory, you're not gonna get over Joe by sitting at home in your bathrobe stuffing your face with nutter butters
Victory: How about double fisting sleeping pills and hiding under the covers?
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Nico [referring to Wendy's locavore theme]: Doesn't Thanksgiving already come with a theme? It's like hanging a hat on a hat
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Season 2, Episode 8: "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Prada"
Wendy [over a glass of scotch]: Well ladies I do think it's time to retox• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Victory: Oh my god, no more surprises. If you're going to tell me I'm adopted, can you wait till Thursday?
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[Joe arrives to the ladies outside a broken down car]
Joe: Wow, three damsels in distress
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Nico: You still on hold?
Wendy: Yeah I'm working my way through Lionel Ritchie's greatest hits
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[after hitting something on the road]
Victory: You're gonna keep driving?
Nico: Yeah I'm not certified in possum CPR
Wendy: It really is Nico's world and we just live in it
Victory: Not if you're a possum
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Wendy [asking question out of a magazine quiz]: What do you know that you wish you knew when you were 25
Victory: Don't kiss your contractor if you want Joe Bennett to call you back
Wendy: Oddly that's not one of the choices
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Kirby: I love nature and picnics, but that's why god invented Central Park
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