Lipstick Jungle

NBC

Season: 2 1

Lipstick Jungle Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Victory [to Wendy]: But you can't wear green, you look like Shrek. Put it down.
• Rating: Unrated

Nico: it's a lose lose situation in the corporate world. If you want to start a family then you're distracted, if you don't there's something wrong with you. It's unnatural. You hate men. You're hiding testicles under your skirt.
• Rating: Unrated

Hector: Sit down Nico, you're scary when you holler.
• Rating: Unrated

Joe: The moments before you know the truth about somebody that are the most exciting.
Victory [toasting]: To the moments before.
• Rating: Unrated

Joe: You know what they say, all men are asses and all women are crazy.
• Rating: Unrated

Joe: My times is worth about $5,000 a minute. I'm not saying you're not worth. If I had called you myself and you turned me down it would have cost me $20,000.
Victory: Surely you could afford that.
Joe: It's not what I can afford, it's what I choose to afford. I don't have to do anything I don't want to do. So you know if I choose to be with you it's cause I want to be.
• Rating: Unrated

Nico: I don't this, I'm married.
Kirby: That's cool, give me a call if you change your mind. Let me give you my number. [Writes it on her leg]
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nico: Do you know how old I am? Are you looking for a job?
Kirby: You're sexy.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kirby: I am so sorry, look, now you have to let me buy you that free drink
• Rating: Unrated

Nico: When a woman expresses her concern that an important business matter be dealt with correctly, she's not throwing a fit, she's just doing her job.
• Rating: Unrated

Mr Benett's Assistant: Mr Benett would like to meet you to tonight at the ley
Victory: Uhh... and what is this in reference to?
Mr Benett's Assistant: He finds you very attractive and according to Google you are single
Victory: I'm sorry. Are you asking me on a date.
Mr Benett's Assistant: Yes I am... err he is.
• Rating: Unrated