Just because you like to hang out in your underwear on your couch doesn't mean the United States of America wants to see it.

Jack Dahl

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• Added: September 14, 2012

Well you know, you're the hip guy, the cool guy. That used to be me. But then you gotta do 14 minutes a night, every single night. Nobody's hip every single night.

Jay Leno

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• Added: September 14, 2012

Sent here? What are you, a letter? Nobody sent you.

Jack Dahl

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• Added: September 14, 2012