Mad Men
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Glen: How's the city?
Sally: Dirty.
That's life. One minute, you're on top of the world. The next, some secretary is running over your foot with a lawn motor.
Joan
Lane: It's all over the rug.
Don: We'll have to smoke the dress.
Lane: Not familiar with that one.
Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It's freedom from fear. It's a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay. You are okay.
Don Draper
You should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!
Don
Roger Sterling: Look, I want to tell you something because your very dear to me and I hope you understand it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad I got to roam those hillsides.
Joan: Stop it.
Don: What's it like?
Midge: Like... drinking a hundred bottles of whiskey while someone licks your tits.
Don: Miss Calvet and I are getting married.
Roger: Who the hell's that?
You're not good as relationships because you don't value them.
Roger
She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.
Betty [on Sally]
Peggy: I look around and I think: I want what he had. You have everything and you have so much of it.
Don: I suppose that's probably true.
I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.
Don Draper
