I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie, there is no system, the universe is indifferent.

Don Draper

Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.

Roger

She's taken to your tools like a little lesbian.

Betty [on Sally]

I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?

Roger

Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account.

Roger

Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?

Peggy: What do you want from me?
Duck: ... to give you a go-around like you've never had.

How is it that some people just walk through life dragging their lies with them, destroying everything they touch?

Pete

They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.

Don

Only boring people are bored.

Betty

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Joan: Poor Ida.
Roger: She died like she lived: Surrounded by people she answered phones for.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger