Don: I wouldn't be good company anyway.
Roger: That's never bothered me before.

Don: I don't like Joe Namath. He hasn't even played in a professional game yet.
Peggy: He's very handsome.

Roger: That don't seem to give awards for what I do.
Joan: And what is that?
Roger: Find guys like him.

I know you're ashamed of your body. Or you should be at least.

Stan [to Peggy]

Roger: Who do you report to?
General: The President.
Roger: Of What? William Morris?

Greg dying is not a solution to this.

Joan

Roger is a child and we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself.

Lane

Peggy: I was clapping and he thought I was clapping for him.
Stan: Who claps for themselves?

You know that I love you...my chocolate bunny.

Lane

Lane: Three whiskey sours aught to do.
Robert Pryce: She's asking what you want, not how many you've had.

Lee: I'm gettin' this.
Roger: Why would you do that?
Lee: Sometimes a fella's gott pick up the check.

I just kept living...as him. But now I think that's over.

Don

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger