It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Don: Rachel.
Rachel: Yes?
Don: You're not just smooth. You're Wilkinson smooth.

Stan: Now we all know you don't have plans for Valentine's Day.
Peggy: Oh.
Ginsberg: She has plans, just look at her calendar. Friday, February 14th. Masturbate gloomily.

If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.

Roger

Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.

Lee Garner Jr. never took you seriously because you never took yourself seriously.

Bert (to Roger)

You wanna be somebody's discovery, not somebody's wife.

Don (to Megan)

I married you, and I'm gonna be with you until I die...which could be this afternoon.

Don

A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.

Roger

Save the fiction for your stories.

Peggy [to Ken]

I hate how dying makes saints out of people.

Guy

If young girls started using it, maybe they'd find a husband and they wouldn't be so angry.

Freddy

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Don: Rachel.
Rachel: Yes?
Don: You're not just smooth. You're Wilkinson smooth.