Peggy: This is supposed about my job, not the meaning of life.
Don: So you think those things are unrelated?
Peggy: I didn't know you'd be in a mood.
Don: Do you want to do this or not?
Peggy: Why don't you just write down all your dreams so I can shit on them?

Don: What do you see for the future?
Peggy: Well, um...is that on there?
Don: No, I'm just curious.
Peggy: I'd like to be the first woman creative director at this agency. [Don grins] That's funny to you?
Don: No, I'm impressed that you know exactly.

Peggy: Ted told me I have to fill out my own performance review.
Don: I guess he respects your opinion.
Peggy: I'm tired of this.
Don: I'd start with that.

Don: Do you ever feel like there's less to actually do but more to think about?
Ted: Not really. Maybe I'm a bad manager. Maybe I'm too, what do they call it, 'hands on.'

Richard: Have you ever been married?
Joan: Yes.
Richard: Boy, did he blow it.
Joan: He did!

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Betty: I'm going to miss you. You should really talk to them about Colonial Williamsburg. You're driving right by it.
Sally: It's 12 states in 12 days. They can't stop everywhere.
Betty: Well, when I did the trip it was six states.
Sally: Weren't they still colonies?

Megan: Alan represents Angie Dickinson...
Harry: You are every man's fantasy. You're like Ali MacGraw and Bridget Bardot had a baby. You should be the most famous person in the world right now.

Roger: You already emptied the place out, you want to defile it as well?
Marie: Please, take advantage of me.

Pete: I don't know why we couldn't swing by your apartment. What will the client think that you're renting clubs?
Don: Megan's moving her things today.
Pete: I didn't know you were still going through that.

Don: Who are you hiding from?
Roger: I've got two secretaries and three telephones. I feel like Marlon Perkins is chasing me on the Savannah. Hiding is pointless.

Diana: What do you want?
Don: I want to eat dinner with you, even if it's five minutes at a time.

Ken: Roger, I just wanted to let you I won't be collecting severance.
Roger: You got another job! Good for you. You're still entitled.
Ken: My signing bonus from Dow is so big it feels like a second helping.

Mad Men Quotes

Joan: I thought about it and I'm sending my son away.
Richard: What?
Joan: No, I thought about what you said and I like you, too. And if I have to choose between you and my son, I choose you.
Richard: That's not what I said.
Joan: That's exactly what you said.
Richard: Well, I thought about it and I want to be a part of your life and your little boy, too.
Joan: I live with my mother and I've been divorced. Twice.
Richard: I'm buying some property in New York. Where do you live?
Joan: Twelfth Street.
Richard: OK. I'm not going to buy property down there [laughs], but I'm going to get a place in a nice neighborhood by the park and you're going to visit. All of you.

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert