Mad Men

Mad Men Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 12: "Blowing Smoke"

Bert: It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Roger: Well, I gotta go learn a bunch of people's names before I fire them.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 11: "Chinese Wall"

Peggy: That went well.
Harry: You have lipstick all over your teeth.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Bert (to Roger): Lee Garner Jr. never took you seriously because you never took yourself seriously.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Faye (to Don): I would never use you like that because I know the difference between what we have and this stupid office.
 • Rating: Unrated

Faye (to Don): You want a shoulder to cry on, fine. You want to throw me to the wolves to save your neck, forget it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Joan (to Roger): I'm not a solution to your problems. I'm another problem.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pete's Father in law: There's no reward in going down with the ship.
Pete: I have an agency. I'm a partner.
 • Rating: Unrated

Faye: You're the most hireable man on Madison Avenue.
Don: I'm not at that point yet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 10: "Hands and Knees"

Lane: I can say with full confidence that the company is in a state of stability...even with this morning's news.
 • Rating: Unrated

Don: I just kept living...as him. But now I think that's over.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lee: I'm gettin' this.
Roger: Why would you do that?
Lee: Sometimes a fella's gott pick up the check.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lane: Three whiskey sours aught to do.
Robert Pryce: She's asking what you want, not how many you've had.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lane: You know that I love you...my chocolate bunny.
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: How is it that some people just walk through life dragging their lies with them, destroying everything they touch?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robert Pryce: Put your home in order, either here or there. You will not live in between.
Lane: Yes sir.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: Greg dying is not a solution to this.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 9: "The Beautiful Girls"

Don: What's on this?
Sally: Mrs. Butterworth's.
Don: Go get it...That's rum, read labels.
Sally: Is it bad?
Don: Not really.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Roger (to Joan): Every time I think back, all the good stuff was with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joan: Poor Ida.
Roger: She died like she lived: Surrounded by people she answered phones for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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