Mad Men

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It's OK Don. This is the way it ends. It's going to be do much easier for the both of us.

Megan

So with a clear head, you got up every day and decided you didn't want to be with me.

Megan

It's sunny here for everyone but me. I'm walking around in a cloud of no.

Megan

Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.

Well, I'm all for the national advancement of colored people but I do not think they should advance all the way to the front of the office. People can see her from the elevator.

Cooper

Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.

Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.

I didn't know I was going to be interrogated by the Hooterville telephone operator.

Don

Well, the snows melted but not the hearts of New Yorkers. I just had some old lady call me a kike.

Roger

Stan: Now we all know you don't have plans for Valentine's Day.
Peggy: Oh.
Ginsberg: She has plans, just look at her calendar. Friday, February 14th. Masturbate gloomily.

Passenger: If I was your wife, I wouldn't like this.
Don: She knows I'm a terrible husband.
Passenger: How long have you been married?
Don: Not long enough. I really thought I could do it this time.
Passenger: Did she kick you out?
Don: No. She doesn't know that much, but she knows.

Don: Hey.
Megan: What?
Don: We haven't celebrated.
Megan: Oh. I didn't know if you wanted to.
Don: I do.

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Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Betty: I'm sure your father's given you a beer.
Sally: My father's never given me anything.