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It's OK Don. This is the way it ends. It's going to be do much easier for the both of us.Megan
So with a clear head, you got up every day and decided you didn't want to be with me.Megan
It's sunny here for everyone but me. I'm walking around in a cloud of no.Megan
Bonnie: An act of God, Pete. That's how you know when things are really against you.
Pete: You don't seem very upset about it.
Bonnie: Because that's the thrill. Our fortunes are in other people's hands and we have to take them.
Pete: I want to chew you up and spit you out.
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Well, I'm all for the national advancement of colored people but I do not think they should advance all the way to the front of the office. People can see her from the elevator.Cooper
Sally: Please stop.
Don: I'm not stopping the car.
Sally: Stop talking.
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Pete: Sometimes I think I died and I'm in some sort of... I don't know if it's heaven or hell or limbo. I don't know what it is, but I don't seem to exist. No one feels my existence.
Ted: Just cash the checks. You're gonna die one day.
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I didn't know I was going to be interrogated by the Hooterville telephone operator.Don
Well, the snows melted but not the hearts of New Yorkers. I just had some old lady call me a kike.Roger
Stan: Now we all know you don't have plans for Valentine's Day.
Ginsberg: She has plans, just look at her calendar. Friday, February 14th. Masturbate gloomily.
Passenger: If I was your wife, I wouldn't like this.
Don: She knows I'm a terrible husband.
Passenger: How long have you been married?
Don: Not long enough. I really thought I could do it this time.
Passenger: Did she kick you out?
Don: No. She doesn't know that much, but she knows.
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Don: We haven't celebrated.
Megan: Oh. I didn't know if you wanted to.
Don: I do.
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