Megan: Alan represents Angie Dickinson...
Harry: You are every man's fantasy. You're like Ali MacGraw and Bridget Bardot had a baby. You should be the most famous person in the world right now.

Roger: You already emptied the place out, you want to defile it as well?
Marie: Please, take advantage of me.

Pete: I don't know why we couldn't swing by your apartment. What will the client think that you're renting clubs?
Don: Megan's moving her things today.
Pete: I didn't know you were still going through that.

Don: Who are you hiding from?
Roger: I've got two secretaries and three telephones. I feel like Marlon Perkins is chasing me on the Savannah. Hiding is pointless.

Diana: What do you want?
Don: I want to eat dinner with you, even if it's five minutes at a time.

Ken: Roger, I just wanted to let you I won't be collecting severance.
Roger: You got another job! Good for you. You're still entitled.
Ken: My signing bonus from Dow is so big it feels like a second helping.

I haven't taken a vacation, well, ever.

Peggy

Stevie: Johnny said you were the kinda girl who doesn't put up with things.
Peggy: Really? What else did Mathis say?
Stevie: He said you were funny and that you were fearless.
Peggy: [chuckles and hands him her cannelloni] I love veal.

You'd rather find new creative than pick a girl?

Don

Peggy: Should we have lunch?
Joan: I want to burn this place down.
Peggy: I know. They were awful. But at least we got a yes. Would you have rather had a friendly no?
Joan: I don't expect you to understand.
Peggy: Joan. You've never experienced that before?
Joan: Have you, Peggy?
Peggy: I don't know. You can't have it both ways. You can't dress the way you do and expect...
Joan: How do I dress?
Peggy: Look, they didn't take me seriously, either.
Joan: I don't dress like you because I don't look like you and that's very true.
Peggy: You know what? You're filthy rich. You don't have to do anything you don't want to!

Roger: How about a little dignity?
Ken: You're firing me!
Roger: Yes, but you're going to get a generous severance package if you help Pete secure all of your accounts. Including DOW.

Don: Rachel.
Rachel: Yes?
Don: You're not just smooth. You're Wilkinson smooth.

Mad Men Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Peggy: It just looks good now, but it was miserable when you were in it. Trust me.
Roger: Is that really how you're gonna remember this place?
Peggy: No.