Pete: Come on.
Don: You wanna be on vacation Pete? Cause I can make that happen.

One day you'll lose someone who's important to you. You'll see. It's very painful.

Joan Holloway

[on grieving for celebrities] I mean Roosevelt, I hated the man, but I felt like I knew him.

Roger Sterling

You want to be taken seriously? Stop dressing like a little girl.

Joan

Aren't you darling? You're going to be gangbusters.

Joan Holloway

This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it.

Bobbie Barrett

Either you make it through this thing or you keep it to yourself.

Pete

Get out of here and move forward. This never happened. It will shock you how much it never happened.

Don

You'll have to believe me that I'll forget this. I don't want you treating me badly because I remind you of it.

Peggy

Has anyone tried to save this yet, besides Leopold and Loeb over here?

Don Draper

Eugene: Hey Brooklyn, come home with me.
Peggy Olson: Nuh-uh.
Eugene: Why not? I live alone.
Peggy Olson: Why should I?
Eugene: [questioning] Because I like you, and we're having a good time, and I'm a good kisser and you know you want to.
Peggy Olson: Eugene, I'm in the persuasion business, and frankly I'm disappointed by your presentation.

Peggy Olson: Sex sells.
Don Draper: Says who? Just so you know, the people who talk that way think that monkeys can do this. They take all this monkey crap and stick it in a briefcase, completely unaware that their success depends on something more than shoeshine.

Mad Men Quotes

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?

Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.

Roger