Mad Men

Mad Men Quotes (Page 6)

Episode 2: "Christmas Comes But Once a Year"

Freddy: If young girls started using it, maybe they'd find a husband and they wouldn't be so angry.
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Mark: How long is this going to go on?
Peggy: Oh I'm sorry you feel you've put in the time.
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Roger: If Lee Garner Jr. wants three wise men flown in from Jerusalem, he gets it.
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Freddy: I don't want Pete Campbell anywhere near this. I was surprised you took him along.
Roger: No comment.
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Roger [on his office's white walls]: With my hair you can't even see me in here.
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Sally: Most of all I'd like you to be here on Christmas morning to give it to me, but I know you can't be.
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Glen: After they're married for a while, they'll have a baby. You should
probably ask for something big now.
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Episode 1: "Public Relations"

Don: Well gentlemen you were wondering what a creative agency looks like? There you have it. Hope you enjoyed looking in the window.
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Henry's Mom: Honestly Henry, I don't know how you can stand living in that man's dirt.
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Peggy: You know something. We are all here becuase of you. All we want to do is please you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Henry: Don, it's temporary.
Don: Believe me Henry, everybody thinks this is temporary.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: What am I supposed to say anyway? My work speaks for me.
Bert: Turning creative success into business is your work. And you failed.
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Roger: This was supposed to be an advertisement for the firm.
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Don's Lawyer: So how are your balls? You enjoying yourself?
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Pete: We're the scrappy upstart.
Don: You don't say that to the clients do you?
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Roger: I love how they sit there like a couple of choir boys. You know one of them's leaving New York with VD.
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Don: Do you want women who want bikinis to buy your two piece? Or do you just wanna make sure women who want a two piece don't suddenly buy a bikini?
Jim: My Lord. That question just tied a knot in my brain.
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Roger: A wooden leg...They're so cheap they can't even afford a whole reporter.
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Roger: My uncle lost his leg, hitching a trailer. He used to ask me to scratch his toes. He didn't have any.
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Roger: What happened there?
Jack: Korea.
Peter: We're grateful for your sacrafice.
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