Mad Men

Mad Men Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 3: "Marriage of Figaro"

Rachel Menken: It's hard to get caught in a lie.
Don Draper: It wasn't a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Ladies Room"

Don Draper: Let me ask you something, what do woman want?
Roger Sterling: Who cares?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Roger: Psychiatry is just this year's candy pink stove.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 1: "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"

Don Draper: What you call love was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don Draper: Fear stimulates my imagination.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Don Draper: Advertising is based on one thing, happiness. And you know what happiness is? Happiness is the smell of a new car. It's freedom from fear. It's a billboard on the side of the road that screams reassurance that whatever you are doing is okay. You are okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Don: We should get married.
Midge: You think I'd make a good ex-wife?
 • Rating: Unrated

Pete: Of course I love you. I'm giving up my life to be with you.
 • Rating: Unrated

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