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You want some respect? Go out there and get it for yourself.

Don (to Peggy)

Joan: I really think this vending machine is a trouble maker.
Lane: I think it's been a great success. Revenue is climbing. I was gonna suggest we get a sandwich machine We'd probably get 40% of the work force keeping busy through lunch.
Joan: Or we'd end up with a bunch of fat secretaries who think the whole afternoon is lunch time because there's always another sandwich around the corner.

I like sleeping alone, stretching out like a skydiver...Cool patches to roll onto. I just appreciate it more.

Don

There's a Joan at every company. My mother was a Joan. She even wore a pen around her neck so people would stare at her tits.

Joey

Joan: You're so arrogant.
Joey: Me? What do you do around here besides walking around like you're trying to get raped?
Joan: Excuse me?
Joey: I'm not some young girl off the bus. I don't need some madame from a Shanghai whorehouse to show me the ropes.

Joan: Cut it out, and don't make me come out here again.
Joey: Sorry, Mom!

I should've finished high school. Everything could have been different.

Don

They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.

Don

Don: It's your job. I give you money. You give me ideas.
Peggy: But you never thank me.
Don: That's what the money is for!

You should be thanking me every morning when you wake up, along with Jesus, for giving you another day!

Don

You are 20-something years old, it's time to get over birthdays!

Don

Peggy: Why don't you talk to Joan and get rid of [Mrs. Blankenship]?
Don: No. Joan knew exactly what I needed, and made sure that I got it.

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Mad Men Season 4 Quotes

It's been a pleasure working with you all. I wish you the best of luck.

Bert

Roger is a child and we can't have you pulling the cart all by yourself.

Lane