Mad Men Season 5 Quotes
I thought you married Jane because I had gotten old, and then I realized it was because you had.Mona
Don: It's none of your business.
Bert: This IS my business.
You've been on love leave. It's amazing things are going as well as they are with as little as you are doing.Bert
Roger: So what was wrong again?
Jane: You don't like me.
Roger: I did. I really did.
Peggy: Are there others like you?
Michael: I don't know. I haven't been able to find any.
Michael: He's not my real father. People don't understand.
Peggy: Are you adopted?
Michael: Actually I'm from Mars.
Peggy: Lane beat the crap out of Pete.
Ken: I can't believe he beat me to it.
I know cooler heads should prevail, but am I the only one who wants to see this?Roger
He didn't ask you because he thinks you're a homo.Pete
Ken: I only do it because my wife likes it.
Roger: Well my wife likes fur, but you don't see me growing a tail.
Pete: Brave words from a man on his second time around.
Don: Yeah, and if I had met her first I would've known not to throw it away.
Megan: You should slow down.
Don: I'm timing this for when we arrive. I wanna hit the doorbell with my chin.