Provenza: Consult? Here's an idea: Why don't we just ask Special Agent Shay what he did with the money and go home?

Wait. Somebody married you?

Rusty

Hey, funny guy, you sing and dance, too?

Flynn

The first hit we give her. They were married. The second and third, that was intent.

Sanchez

Then I quit.

Provenza

You have been a homicide detective for how long and you still expect life to be fair?

Sharon

Oh, she's not dumb. She's choosing sides.

Provenza

Five hundred bucks for a bus ride from Reno? That's a little steep is it not?

Tao

Why don't we try to get the suspect's boyfriend, that dumb golfer dude, to admit that she had more than one drink?

Sanchez

In English? She was extra high.

Provenza

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Rusty: I shouldn't be going to this school. I'm not even Catholic.
Sharon: Just walk around with a guilty expression on your face. You'll fit right in.

Major Crimes Quotes

Provenza: Consult? Here's an idea: Why don't we just ask Special Agent Shay what he did with the money and go home?

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza