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Major-crimes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Wait. Somebody married you?

Rusty

Oh, she's not dumb. She's choosing sides.

Provenza

The first hit we give her. They were married. The second and third, that was intent.

Sanchez

Then I quit.

Provenza

You have been a homicide detective for how long and you still expect life to be fair?

Sharon

Hey, funny guy, you sing and dance, too?

Flynn

Five hundred bucks for a bus ride from Reno? That's a little steep is it not?

Tao

Why don't we try to get the suspect's boyfriend, that dumb golfer dude, to admit that she had more than one drink?

Sanchez

In English? She was extra high.

Provenza

Rusty: I shouldn't be going to this school. I'm not even Catholic.
Sharon: Just walk around with a guilty expression on your face. You'll fit right in.

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.

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Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.

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