He has friends in jail. Why am I not surprised?

Buzz

Peter: I have had incredible success with new widows.
Sharon: I don't doubt that.

Buzz is a blank screen on which you are telling a compelling story.

Peter

So now what? We wait for the DNA profile to arrive and hope we're right?

Skyes

This is all my fault.

Claire

This is what it's come to, eh? Deciding which prison I'm going to die in.

Kemp

Julio: There's no telling how many guns he had in there.
Provenza: Or what he's going to do with them.

Now there goes the boss of the year.

Provenza

What's going on? Is Elliot okay? Did he do something?

Karen

Buzz: Sorry, can't talk.
Rusty: Okay, just listen while you get ready to go wherever you're going.

Well, it's going to be a very long day.

Provenza

Provenza: Patrice! Patrice, do you know what this means?
Patrice: Yes, that you don't have to share your pension with her.

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.