Major Crimes Season 5 Episode 1: "Present Tense" Quotes
Provenza: What the hell are you doing in my chair?
Rusty: I need your advice.
Provenza: My advice is - GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!
While you're at it, Mike, call the coroner. Might as well get it all done at once.
Provenza
Sharon: Why did you pull your hand away?
Rusty: Why did I... because, Mom, I... I was extremely uncomfortable. What? You gonna say I'm wrong?
Sharon: No. But... which feeling is worse? Gus holding your hand or you sitting here alone in the dark?
Sykes: According to Gabe's mother, he's an angel. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Provenza: Charles Manson's mother said the same thing.
Sharon: Amanda invited you to stay at her house?
Admiral: Many times. But it was indefensible by land.
I think I feel like one of the dinosaurs, watching the media from afar.
Provenza
Mr. Pond: Great. Rather than looking for my daughter, let's sit here and chat.
Flynn: Other than the argument you had with Amanda about her boyfriend -
Mr. Pond: Who turned 18, by the way. Last April. So if he's been intimate with my daughter, that's statutory rape.
Yeah, never a big deal when grown men drive teenage girls home.
Flynn
So as always, when it comes to this part of the town, the police are very late.
Jane Wolf
