Major Crimes Quotes
Well, I've got some bad news for you guys. I don't do breakfast. I do brunch.John
My problem is I try to be nice to everyone, especially in hot tubs.John
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Hobbs: The lighting in that room is so horrible, yet...
Sharon: I know. He looks great, doesn't he?
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How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?John
I made the board! Whoa!John
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Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.Provenza
Huh. These big boxes hold a lot more than you think.Flynn
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Would I have to go by Rusty Raydor? Because that is a terrible name. It sounds like a cartoon character or something.Rusty
Provenza: Oh! I think she's going for the money!
Flynn: Money? I don't even have any money!
Provenza: I'm talking about Bug, you idiot.
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The era during which it was professionally useful to me to have a wedding on my finger is long gone.Sharon
Morales: She's 15 tops, still a kid.
Provenza: Without a name.
Sharon: She has a name. We just don't know what it is.
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A library card is a preferred form of ID from illegal immigrants.Provenza
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Waddya know. A hanging Chad.Provenza
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Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.
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