He always has questions. Let's hope they're easier than usual.

Sharon B

Hey. Um, I'm sorry to interrupt you at work. I had something to tell you and it affects our son.

Sharon B

Provenza: Let's not jump to conclusions.
Flynn: Since when?

Provenza: What the hell are you doing in my chair?
Rusty: I need your advice.
Provenza: My advice is - GET OUT OF MY CHAIR!

While you're at it, Mike, call the coroner. Might as well get it all done at once.

Provenza

Sharon: Why did you pull your hand away?
Rusty: Why did I... because, Mom, I... I was extremely uncomfortable. What? You gonna say I'm wrong?
Sharon: No. But... which feeling is worse? Gus holding your hand or you sitting here alone in the dark?

Sykes: According to Gabe's mother, he's an angel. Wouldn't hurt a fly.
Provenza: Charles Manson's mother said the same thing.

Sharon: Amanda invited you to stay at her house?
Admiral: Many times. But it was indefensible by land.

I think I feel like one of the dinosaurs, watching the media from afar.

Provenza

Mr. Pond: Great. Rather than looking for my daughter, let's sit here and chat.
Flynn: Other than the argument you had with Amanda about her boyfriend -
Mr. Pond: Who turned 18, by the way. Last April. So if he's been intimate with my daughter, that's statutory rape.

Yeah, never a big deal when grown men drive teenage girls home.

Flynn

So as always, when it comes to this part of the town, the police are very late.

Jane Wolf

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.