Well, I've got some bad news for you guys. I don't do breakfast. I do brunch.


My problem is I try to be nice to everyone, especially in hot tubs.


Hobbs: The lighting in that room is so horrible, yet...
Sharon: I know. He looks great, doesn't he?

How do you guys think this happened? Did this woman just climb into my box and die because she wanted to be near my clothes?


I made the board! Whoa!


Michael, my dear dear friend, your television show is sliding further and further off the bubble as we speak.


Huh. These big boxes hold a lot more than you think.


Would I have to go by Rusty Raydor? Because that is a terrible name. It sounds like a cartoon character or something.


Provenza: Oh! I think she's going for the money!
Flynn: Money? I don't even have any money!
Provenza: I'm talking about Bug, you idiot.

The era during which it was professionally useful to me to have a wedding on my finger is long gone.


Morales: She's 15 tops, still a kid.
Provenza: Without a name.
Sharon: She has a name. We just don't know what it is.

A library card is a preferred form of ID from illegal immigrants.


Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.


Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.