You said you wanted to stay in touch about this Gustavo guy, and then you didn't call me back for four days or even acknowledge that I exist.

TJ

Besides congratulating yourself on your own brilliance, is there anything here that stood out about the crime?

Shay

Shay: These are the controls. Can you show me how they work?
Tao: No, this is a prop.

I'm terrible with names. I know there's two women, two men and one Buzz.

Shay

Provenza: Consult? Here's an idea: Why don't we just ask Special Agent Shay what he did with the money and go home?

Are you talking about my day as a volunteer, because I've hardly felt crappier about anything I've done, and that's saying something.

Rusty

If you are seeking a shortcut to hell, my son, you've come to the right place.

Provenza

Stay in the car and watch the back. Try not to kill anyone.

Fake Cop

That kind of thing is always going down in the poorer parts of town.

Taylor

What do you know...instant English.

Sykes

Ms. Martinez, we need to know where Rico's car is right now or it is very likely that your baby is going to grow up without a father.

Sharon

Look out here. See all these people? Any idea what they're doing?

Sharon

Major Crimes Quotes

Provenza: Consult? Here's an idea: Why don't we just ask Special Agent Shay what he did with the money and go home?

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza