I don't know where Rico is, and if I did, I wouldn't tell you.


Sorry. I'm just a girl, and this 3D printer we found in your house... ooh, its heavy.


Lopez: He looks like me, but its not me.
Sanchez: Too bad, because a dude who looks like you is about to go back to prison for violating his parole.

Welcome to the process of elimination.


Let's hope MS-15 doesn't have something bigger in the works for us.

Chief Taylor

We've only been friends for a couple of months, but if there's one thing that's totally obvious about you, it's that you're overconfident.


Our officers pull over to help Mr. Peppers, for which they are assassinated.


Let's make sure tonight this is as bad as things get.

Chief Taylor

So you trust your partner and you cut your cards.


Now I'm going to give you the next 15 minutes to figure it out, but if you try to hold my client beyond that... I love a good civil suit, don't you?


Provenza: Lamps! What do they look like?
Buzz: Things that should be kept in the dark.

How are we going to get to the truth if we start involving lawyers?


Major Crimes Quotes

Provenza: Consult? Here's an idea: Why don't we just ask Special Agent Shay what he did with the money and go home?

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.