Have you noticed in addition to barbeques and children's birthday parties, backyards seem to attract murders?

Provenza

One thing at a time. First, you cooperate. Then we'll see about Mariana.

Hobbs

Gus, look. I found you unofficially, man, and I didn't even know what I was doing.

Rusty

Provenza: The Youtube. It's amazing how fast the world changes.
Buzz: Youtube's been around for about a decade.

She probably thinks she can find someone to clean up this mess too.

Sykes

It was self-defense. I was defending myself. I look forward to seeing all of you apologize in court.

Gretchen

Martin: I had an affair with Gretchen and I'm not making excuses but -
Hobbs: Here come the excuses.

Max wasn't gay. He loved women. Just not me.

Mrs. Riley

Sharon: Journalists and police officers have this in common: we can't force the story to end the way we want.

Ms. Tucker, before your husband died, his last words were, "I love my wife." I thought you'd like to know.

Sharon

Flynn: He seems to be unemployed.
Gretchen: Because he can't find a job worthy of his genius.

In other words, I should come back when you're further along.

Hobbs

Major Crimes Quotes

Waddya know. A hanging Chad.

Provenza

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.