Major Crimes

Major Crimes Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 4: "The Ecstacy and the Agony"

Fritz: Did this undecipherable code involve altering the first letter of names and leaving everything else unchanged?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rusty: I shouldn't be going to this school. I'm not even Catholic.
Sharon: Just walk around with a guilty expression on your face. You'll fit right in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "Medical Causes"

Provenza: In English? She was extra high.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sanchez: Why don't we try to get the suspect's boyfriend, that dumb golfer dude, to admit that she had more than one drink?
 • Rating: Unrated

Tao: Five hundred bucks for a bus ride from Reno? That's a little steep is it not?
 • Rating: Unrated

Flynn: Hey, funny guy, you sing and dance, too?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 2: "Before and After"

Sharon: You have been a homicide detective for how long and you still expect life to be fair?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Provenza: Then I quit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sanchez: The first hit we give her. They were married. The second and third, that was intent.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Provenza: Oh, she's not dumb. She's choosing sides.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rusty: Wait. Somebody married you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Waddya know. A hanging Chad.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Provenza: Oh this is a crappy way to make a living. Working with the worst the world has to offer without being in charge.
Flynn: You weren't in charge for eight years.
Provenza: Yeah, but now I'm mad about it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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