Major Crimes Season 1 Quotes
Flynn: Congratulations, kid. We should all sign on as witnesses!
Provenza: Now this is the best deal we've done so far.
How weird is it that I'm happy to be an orphan?Rusty
If it's any comfort to you Daniel, yesterday I was reminded how much good father's are willing to sacrifice for their children. You're not cut out for the job.Sharon
Sir, I am afraid medical attention will not be reaching you in time. May I have a name to put on your death certificate?Sharon
It's always nice when the LAPD recognizes our jurisdiction.Fritz
Provenza: I thought you were just covering your ass so we could keep our case.
Sharon: I was precisely following the law.
Provenza: God. It's like working for a hall monitor every single day.
Rusty: Are you sure about all of this?
Sharon: Honey, I do this for a living.
Oh I hope not, Captain, I should certainly hope not.Provenza
Rusty: Did I do anything that I have to apologize for?
Sharon: No, we are past the apologies phase with Mr. Dunn, and we have moved on to the 'please don't let me drive over to his house and shoot him in the head' phase.
I mean, we get how terrible this was for you, but we're still going to have to arrest you for murder. Oh, and your husband might find out about that.Flynn
I don't care. I want to arrest him because I can't stand listening to him anymore.Flynn
I'll be spending time in the breakroom and if Mr. Dunn ever shows up, tell him I'm not spending the weekend with him until he learns to tell time!Rusty