Well if they're brave enough to come in I think we should at least keep a record of their bravery, don't you think?


I think he fears an apology would weaken him. I think he fears so many things.

Libby [about Bill]

Virginia: It's unreasonable. You go home to someone every night. Why can't I go home to-
Bill: Fill in the blank?

Virginia: Bill is married, Austin. We work together. That's all.
Austin: I'll take it from your overreaction that you've ended things with Bill. Good. out with the old, in with the new.

Mrs. Holden is uh, Mrs. Holden decided that the life we created together was no longer enough so she has left in search of greener pastures.


Some men come home to fame and fortune, some to measure ejaculate.


I didn't see her coming. I'm always so careful, you know, with people. She's my friend and I don't have a lot of those.


I don't know how to not fight.


You're staring at them. Like some Peeping Tom.

Bill [to Libby]

I'm yours and you're mine. That's enough for me.

Gene [to Betty]

Your lack of interest is rather liberating actually. I could likely say anything to you and you wouldn't blink. I was raised by vampires! I drive getaway cars in my spare time! I once had intercourse with a corpse!


You are not coming back into my life after the hell it took to get you out.


Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.


Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately