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Masters-of-sex

The purpose of sex isn’t to have an orgasm, it’s making life!

Libby

No woman will ever be able to fool you again, Dr. Masters. Not that I’ve ever needed to.

William

I’m not studying pregnant women; I’m studying sex. I watch people fornicate, and masturbate, then I take down their sexual histories, I record the physiological changes in their bodies and their patterns, idiosyncrasies. And I compile the data. Still interested, ma?

William

It’s not like my Gammy and Gampy can look at my tunnel and say “look it’s my little Janey!”

Jane

Jesus, they should really teach this in candy striping…or at least in sororities.

Ethan [about circumcision]

Barton, this marriage of ours is broken. And unless you want me to break along with it, you have to let me go.

Margaret

Men are such idiots, even the smart ones.

Virginia

Depaul: Why would you want to get a degree? You seem to be doing just fine using your other assets.
Virginia: Because I’d like to avoid comments like that in the future.

Vaginas don’t bite.

Virginia

Beav Saint Marie!

Jane

Stay single. When you’re young and in love, you think you’re the exception.

Margaret [to Dale]

We’re scientists. Not arsonists.

William
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Masters of Sex Quotes

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia
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