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Maybe someday someone he shares a passion with, will have more to offer him than his wife.

Libby [about Bill]

William: She couldn’t spell anesthesia.
Virginia: I can’t spell anesthesia!

You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.

Virginia

Aren’t you worried leaving me alone in your home? I’ll snoop. The minute you’re out that door, I’m go through every drawer in the house, every coat pocket.

Vivian [to Ethan]

We should plan a session for tomorrow night. Get some data on your hypothesis, that men are completely unnecessary.

William

He has a cigar. He obviously knew what he was talking about.

Jane

I think that Freud’s theories have their limits.

Virginia

It’s probably not in your pants Austin, it’s in your head.

Jane

William: A quarter of women who walk through my door tell me they’re frigid.
Virginia: Maybe that’s because their husbands can’t get the job done!

I really missed being a pioneer on the frontlines of science.

Jane

Climax together, that’s as rare as Haley’s Comet.

Williams

William: Well then their faces when I explained the nuts and bolts, the wife looked like she’d seen the second coming.
Virginia: Wait till she sees her husband coming.

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Masters of Sex Quotes

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

The study of sex is the beginning of all life. Yet we sit like prudish cavemen in the dark riddled with shame and guilt.

William
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