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Masters-of-sex

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

William: Well then their faces when I explained the nuts and bolts, the wife looked like she’d seen the second coming.
Virginia: Wait till she sees her husband coming.

I think that Freud’s theories have their limits.

Virginia

I really missed being a pioneer on the frontlines of science.

Jane

William: A quarter of women who walk through my door tell me they’re frigid.
Virginia: Maybe that’s because their husbands can’t get the job done!

It’s probably not in your pants Austin, it’s in your head.

Jane

Climax together, that’s as rare as Haley’s Comet.

Williams

He has a cigar. He obviously knew what he was talking about.

Jane

We should plan a session for tomorrow night. Get some data on your hypothesis, that men are completely unnecessary.

William

Aren’t you worried leaving me alone in your home? I’ll snoop. The minute you’re out that door, I’m go through every drawer in the house, every coat pocket.

Vivian [to Ethan]

If you want a family, forget the good book, follow my ten commands.

William

You’d be surprised at the number of subjects who’ve admitted to losing their virginity in the backseat of cars.

Virginia
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Masters of Sex Quotes

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

The study of sex is the beginning of all life. Yet we sit like prudish cavemen in the dark riddled with shame and guilt.

William
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