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Masters-of-sex

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

Maybe that’s the key, to let go of some ideal. To live the life that you have, not the life that you thought you would have. To finally just accept what is.

Libby

William: Well then their faces when I explained the nuts and bolts, the wife looked like she’d seen the second coming.
Virginia: Wait till she sees her husband coming.

I really missed being a pioneer on the frontlines of science.

Jane

William: A quarter of women who walk through my door tell me they’re frigid.
Virginia: Maybe that’s because their husbands can’t get the job done!

It’s probably not in your pants Austin, it’s in your head.

Jane

He has a cigar. He obviously knew what he was talking about.

Jane

I think that Freud’s theories have their limits.

Virginia

We should plan a session for tomorrow night. Get some data on your hypothesis, that men are completely unnecessary.

William

Aren’t you worried leaving me alone in your home? I’ll snoop. The minute you’re out that door, I’m go through every drawer in the house, every coat pocket.

Vivian [to Ethan]

Climax together, that’s as rare as Haley’s Comet.

Williams

If you want a family, forget the good book, follow my ten commands.

William
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Masters of Sex Quotes

Bill: Make sure he knows this evening's area of focus please. We'll be looking at men with enlarged prostates, primarily elderly men. Engaged in auto-manipulation.
Barbara: Auto, I'm sorry?
Bill: Old men masturbating!

Maybe that’s the key, to let go of some ideal. To live the life that you have, not the life that you thought you would have. To finally just accept what is.

Libby
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