Favorite Melrose Place Quotes
I promise I won't dry hump you in the doorway.
Ella [to David]
David: You can't tell me you didn't have a good time.
Ella: Don't flatter yourself. I always have a good time.
She needs a better publicist. She needs me!
Ella
I had sex for money. I was a prostitute.
Lauren
Lauren: He offered me 5,000 dollars to have sex with him.
Violet: That's a lot of money!
Jonah: On a scale of 1-10, how mad are you at me?
Riley: 10 is the highest I can go?
I promise you, there is more to Violet than meets the eye.
Jonah
How is he supposed to take care of a family if it sometimes feel like he can't take care of himself?
Riley
You? In the kitchen? I thought your culinary skills peaked with grilled cheese.
Auggie
That's what's great about this place. A girlfriend's just a knock away.
Violet
I wonder how many hours of reality TV it will take to help me forget I'm getting kicked out of med school.
Lauren
Michael [in a flashback]: Sydney?
Sydney: You look like you've seen a ghost.
