I've done something, really... really bad.


She needs a better publicist. She needs me!


Lauren: He offered me 5,000 dollars to have sex with him.
Violet: That's a lot of money!

How is he supposed to take care of a family if it sometimes feel like he can't take care of himself?


If it wasn't for me, you'd still be wearing Juicy sweatsuits.


David: Everyone is gonna think we hooked up.
Ella: So? It'll give them something to Tweet about.

I love love, I just hate monogamy.


I've never seen a dead body before.


David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?

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