Melrose Place

Melrose Place Quotes (Page 2)

Episode 11: "June"

Jonah: From here on, a wall is going up between us. A figurative wall because I can't afford a real one.
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Lauren: I like David a lot... but I can't ignore his dark side anymore.
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Jonah: You guys have these... crazy snooping tools that would freak even Dick Cheney out.
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Michael: Let me guess: you ran into each other at a support group for women that faked their own deaths.
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David: You'd destroy an innocent woman's career to save your own ass?
Michael: I've done a lot worse.
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Violet: Innocent people get arrested all the time.
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Ella: Jonah is like the most honest human being I know.
Amanda: Coming from you, that isn't saying much.
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Ella: I'm on such thin ice right now that I should be wearing a wet suit under my dress.
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Ella: I just clicked on this link David sent me, and now I have all these naked women on my desktop.
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Michael: I think the neighbors should see what your husband can do after a 17-hour, trans-Atlantic flight.
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Jonah: It's absurd how sexy I am.
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Episode 10: "Caheunga"

Ella: David, when did you get cute?
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Riley: I am burning all of these.
Jonah: Recycle. It's better for the environment.
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Lauren: We can wait until after dinner to have you arrested.
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Riley: The worst thing would be letting your life pass you on and seeing it take your soulmate with you.
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Riley: This whole night is just one big superficial fantasy.
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Auggie: I'm not a murderer. I didn't kill Sydney.
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David: It's early to be awake, let alone engaging in physical activity.
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Amanda: Why are we spending so many man hours on a denim line? And I think we both know what I mean by "man hours."
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Amanda: When I hired you to give this place a makeover, I didn't mean smear it with lipstick and turn it into a five-dollar hooker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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