Melrose Place

Melrose Place Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 3: "Grand"

Jonah: What's going on, Riley? Should I have saved the receipt for that ring?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonah: Riley, your Facebook stats says you're In a Relationship. Might wanna change that to Engaged?
 • Rating: Unrated

Caleb: Who are you pitching him?
Ella: Only the hottest young director in Hollywood.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 2: "Nightingale"

Ella: When you're in public, everything you do is one click away from being sent to Perez.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren: I wonder how many hours of reality TV it will take to help me forget I'm getting kicked out of med school.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: You need help with math, you ask Lauren. You need fashion advice, you come to me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sydney [to Auggie]: I love you too much to see you fail.
 • Rating: Unrated

Auggie [on Sydney]: Every time I close my eyes, she's looking at me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot"

Sydney: I've done something, really... really bad.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: She needs a better publicist. She needs me!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lauren: He offered me 5,000 dollars to have sex with him.
Violet: That's a lot of money!
 • Rating: Unrated

Riley: How is he supposed to take care of a family if it sometimes feel like he can't take care of himself?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sydney: If it wasn't for me, you'd still be wearing Juicy sweatsuits.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: Everyone is gonna think we hooked up.
Ella: So? It'll give them something to Tweet about.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ella: I love love, I just hate monogamy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Violet: I've never seen a dead body before.
 • Rating: Unrated

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?
 • Rating: Unrated

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