Melrose Place
Quotes (Page 3)

Episode 9: "Ocean"

Ella: Nothing about you is normal, and everything about Riley is normal. Painfully normal! [permalink]

Ella: You and me at that lunch were completely compatible. Which is more than I can say about other couples I know. [permalink]

Ella: I always knew you would win an Oscar someday, but I never knew it would be for acting. Bravo! [permalink]

Violet: Either get me a lawyer, or I get you divorced. [permalink]

Michael: There's a long list of students that would give their right arm for your spot. Don't blow it. [permalink]

Ella: No reason to get your jockstrap in a knot. [permalink]

Ella: What would a boy do without his balls? [permalink]

Jonah: Too bad in real life there's no undo command. [permalink]

Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea. [permalink]

Episode 8: "Gower"

Riley: I feel like we're on two trains going in totally opposite directions. It's bigger than Auggie or Kendra. [permalink]

Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman. [permalink]

David [to Sydney]: You'll say and do anything to get what you want. You're nothing but a pathetic whore. [permalink]

Ella: No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix. [permalink]

Riley: We drove past three comic book stores and you didn't even joke about wanting to stop. I know when something's up. [permalink]

Violet: That's like cooking plagiarism. You can't let him get away with that. [permalink]

Ella: Gossip may be my bread and butter at work. But, off duty, I can actually keep a secret. [permalink]

Jonah: The Jonah Miller Story starts out a little slow, but has a few twists. [permalink]

Lauren: My dad sent me that money for school.
Ella: Who's your dad? Tony Soprano? [permalink]

Episode 7: "Windsor"

Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed. [permalink]

Riley: [to Jonah] I don't need to see your name in the opening credits to know I'm marrying the perfect guy. [permalink]