Dwight: Thanks for opening up to me. I just want you to know, I bet your brains are tasty.
White: I'm going out to the car.

White: People have done crazier things.
Lt. Rice: Name two.

You people didn't buy tickets, move on!


All the winners want to hug, and I can't do hugs.


I'm not answering my own questions.

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