Sutton: Are you asking for help?
Whitehead: No, I just want to observe your style.

Hold on, I got an app for that.

Dwight [before busting the glass]

Personal is personal, until it starts leaking all over the office.

Dwight

Mr. Cresco: What am I doing in this room?
Lt. Rice: It has a tendency to bring out the truth.

Dwight: Where did you go?
Whitehead: I went down to the armory to swap my gun, obviously it was off.
Dwight: Obviously.

A parent fearing for their child, you go find her Dwight.

Lt. Rice

This is all I need, something else that doesn't work.

Whitehead [about the smartphone]
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