The only thing sitting behind that desk does is give me a big butt.

Lt. Rice

I just wanted to make sure that the good cop showed up for work today.

Lt. Rice [to Whitehead]

I'm not going to carry Tim Mason with me any longer.

Dwight

You know what matters is what you carry about your dad in your heart.

Mom

Dwight Hendricks, do not curse at your mother!

Mom

Well, well,well, Elvis is in the building, what about that...

Dwight[ about the movie reels]

Thank you, Whitehead....Detective....

Sutton

Third grade teachers in dog collars? That's something kinky...

Lt. Rice

Why use a zippo when you have Cleopatra's lamp?

Whitehead

I appreciate you trying to put a front porch on this, but I'd like to get to why you're here.

Dwight
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Memphis Beat Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Why use a zippo when you have Cleopatra's lamp?

Whitehead

I appreciate you trying to put a front porch on this, but I'd like to get to why you're here.

Dwight
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