Favorite Men of a Certain Age Quotes
Joe: She's really good 'cause she played varsity.
Owen: Great.
Maria: And I'm a lesbian so...
Bitch stole second.
Jesse
Don't worry Mr. Joe. I have ten friends we call.
Carlos
I don't wanna hear this shit my last night with hair.
Manfro
You do know what the internet is? That place where you re-order your Viagra.
Marcus (to Terry)
You listening Joe? I was just getting to the part about my diarrhea.
Manfro
Don't you watch him drive away. I got everything you need right here. Watch me walk away.
Owen
You can't take away a guy's sale because he's a dick. Otherwise you'd still have zero.
Owen
You dug this big ass hole, and you're gonna fill it up.
Owen
That was close. Just won a hundred bucks. Woo!
Joe
Joe: That's your breakfast? Yogurt?
Lucy: Yogurt is what girls eat, Dad.
Terry: You're Jordan, but when he played for the Wizards.
Marcus: You're Jordan when he played for the White Sox.
