Mike & Molly Season 2 Episode 16: "Surprise" Quotes
Mike: I got overexcited. It was my birthday.
Peggy: Barf-day is more like it.
Watch you wolf down a waffle with strawberry compote while your mother describes what a blood bath your birth was? No thank you.Carl
Amira was very impressed with your car. The valet at the restaurant, not so much.Samuel
Victoria: Kind of like when you get pulled over by the cops and you're high on weed. You gotta act straight, but not too straight.
Molly: You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you are absolutely right.
Look at me. My car is lost, I'm riding this stinky bus, I'm an hour late to my party, but because I know Molly is there waiting for me it's the best birthday of my life.Mike