Mike: I got overexcited. It was my birthday.
Peggy: Barf-day is more like it.

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Watch you wolf down a waffle with strawberry compote while your mother describes what a blood bath your birth was? No thank you.

Carl

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Amira was very impressed with your car. The valet at the restaurant, not so much.

Samuel

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Victoria: Kind of like when you get pulled over by the cops and you're high on weed. You gotta act straight, but not too straight.
Molly: You know, I never thought I'd say this, but you are absolutely right.

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Look at me. My car is lost, I'm riding this stinky bus, I'm an hour late to my party, but because I know Molly is there waiting for me it's the best birthday of my life.

Mike

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