Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive" Quotes
Victoria: Life is full of mystery. Just think, if I was a monkey and you were a bowl of coleslaw, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
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Victoria: Well, everybody dies. I just want to make sure they're ready for whatever is waiting for them.
Mike: Might as well hedge your bets. If there is an afterlife, you don't want to be the ugly one.
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Victoria: I'm gonna add a little blush, Mr. Whitmore. Just because you're stone cold dead doesn't mean you can't be stone cold hot.
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Victoria: I'm going to jail? I'm too young and too pretty! Those butch chicks will be on me like ants on a peach!
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Peggy: You invited your dead beat dad and his whore to our wedding?
Mike: Well, it's still up in the air with the whore.
Molly: Our wedding?!
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Total Quotes: 5