Mistresses

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Mistresses
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Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Mac: I can't leave my wife right now.
Josslyn: Don't you dare leave her.

Savi: Dane's a punk. Don't tweet that.
Dominic: You're no fun.

Dominic: It's so unfair. You're stunning today.
Savi: I'm going to a funeral, Dominic.
Dominic: Not mine.

I think that dying might be the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Tom

The little dude doesn't even exist and he's already ruining your sex life.

Josslyn

Josslyn: I'm a free spirit.
Savi: A free spirit who doesn't mind being a kept woman.

Savi: That is not his face.
Joss: But it is his best feature.

April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.

Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.

April

I cheated on Harry last night. You can be horrified. I'm horrified.

Savi

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

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Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

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