What is up with the house of sadness?

Joss

Joss: Is that your job, to make Sally feel better?
Alex: Well she is my girlfriend.
Joss: She's a grown up. She controls her own happiness, doesn't she?

Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.

April

You know you loved that infected belly ring. It was all green and crusty.

Savi

Who would buy us? We kind of suck.

Joss

You remove your own hair from your hair brush every time you use it. There is no way Karen Kim left anything behind.

Savi

What was I suppose to tell him? On the way to our date some trash showed up on my doorstep with my cheating ass husband's biracial spawn.

April

Dom: What is it that you want?
Savi: I want things to go back to the way they were before.
Dom: This is the way it was. This is it. This is us.
Savi: Then it needs not to be.

I appreciate the romance, I do but what reality are you living in?

Harry

Harry: We are kind of stuck here for the foreseeable future.
Savi: There's no place I'd rather be.

Karen: Do you do things, you know, after work I mean?
Jacob: Like solve crimes?

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.