Popular Mistresses Quotes
What is up with the house of sadness?
Joss
Joss: Is that your job, to make Sally feel better?
Alex: Well she is my girlfriend.
Joss: She's a grown up. She controls her own happiness, doesn't she?
Either I'm dealing with a sleazy con artist looking to make a buck off the worst thing that's ever happened to me or she's a tramp stamp slut whose ruined my life forever.
April
You know you loved that infected belly ring. It was all green and crusty.
Savi
Who would buy us? We kind of suck.
Joss
You remove your own hair from your hair brush every time you use it. There is no way Karen Kim left anything behind.
Savi
What was I suppose to tell him? On the way to our date some trash showed up on my doorstep with my cheating ass husband's biracial spawn.
April
Dom: What is it that you want?
Savi: I want things to go back to the way they were before.
Dom: This is the way it was. This is it. This is us.
Savi: Then it needs not to be.
I appreciate the romance, I do but what reality are you living in?
Harry
Harry: We are kind of stuck here for the foreseeable future.
Savi: There's no place I'd rather be.
Karen: Do you do things, you know, after work I mean?
Jacob: Like solve crimes?
Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.