Popular Mistresses Quotes
Would you want a slut-pert in your class?
Karen
There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.
Doctor
I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.
April
It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.
Joss
Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?
Karen
Patient: I’ve never had an orgasm!
Karen: Okay. Little bit of a problem.
Henry: Bad news?
Joss: No, it’s just the slow crumbling of my self-esteem.
I’m gonna pretty much do everything I can to not think about Brian, except for when I’m cyberstalking him.
Kate
Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie?
Harry: Is that what that is?
You will have this orgasm if it’s the last thing I do.
Karen
Joss: Anyone want to join? It will change your life.
Karen: Yeah, I don't really feel like getting kicked in the ribs.
I can't hear the name Paul without having PTSD. Or Daniel... or Richard, for that matter.
April