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The-mistresses

It's really too bad you don't like guys Alex because they really like you.

Joss

For three years you've been sad about Paul and for a month you've been mad about Paul. Either way it's always been about Paul.

Joss

Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.

Richard: What are your thoughts on Santa Barbara?
April: The 80s soap?

Savi: I just wanted to tell you that you were right.
Dom: Is this a trap?

Savi: You winced.
Karen: I didn't.
Savi: Like someone was coming at you with a two by four.

Consider me an emotional Switzerland.

April

I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.

Joss
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