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The-mistresses

Joss: Alex and I are jus friends.
Sally: If you believe that then you are dumber than you look.

I don't regret what happened that night. Not for a moment. Not for a second.

Dom

The farmer john look really works on you. I wouldn't have thought.

Joss

I have to pee for the nineteenth time today.

Savi

What kind of freaky shrink are you?

April

Alex: Naked guy is gone.
Joss: And he made the bed, how sweet.

My only hope is for us to be happy, healthy and in love forever.

Harry

If you're too sad to hike I totally understand.

Joss

When they're that pretty, generally they're not that interesting.

Joss
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