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The-mistresses

Now I understand why you've always been so freakin' tough on me, because that's what mothers do.

Joss

No, you have never judged me Mom because that actually would have required some attention.

Savi

Of course she has a life. You've been dead for three years.

Karen

Joss: Wow, Savi I really don't understand you.
Savi: Yeah, this just in.

I'm not standing up at another one of her weddings.

Savi

So you're a homeless lesbian with a crappy job and a withholding older sister. Fill me in over lunch.

Janet (to Joss)

April: Even Angela Lansbury had a helper. Remember that little old guy? He was cute.
Karen: You want to be my little old guy?

I'm like a dog who knows when a earthquake's coming.

Savi

And if we want to look at the silver lining here, he was going to die soon anyway. So as far as murders go it's like not the worst kind of murder.

Joss
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