Mistresses Season 2 Episode 12: "Surprise" Quotes
Are you just never allowed to talk about another person with a penis when you get married?Joss
I wish I could go with you but I have to go back to the FBI office tomorrow so I can help my not-married ex-boyfriend find my not-dead ex-husband who currently works for some drug dealing overlord.April
Stop right there before i Jezebel your ass. You my friend are a grown woman and if the Universe is going to punish you then the Universe is a sexist pig.Joss
Savi: He was trying to teach me how to do that pop up thing. I never actually popped up.
Joss: I bet he did.