Savi: None of this is happening the way I pictured it.
Dom: So, just because it's not how you imagined it doesn't mean it can't work.

Life's a negotiation and I'm a damn good lawyer.

Dom

You can't lose what you don't have. Go back to your family in Florida because you've got no family here.

April

Everything is broken and I don't know how to fix it.

Savi

Clearly you don't know how loudly you snore. That drip drip drip is like a lullaby.

Joss

Now I understand why you've always been so freakin' tough on me, because that's what mothers do.

Joss

No, you have never judged me Mom because that actually would have required some attention.

Savi

Of course she has a life. You've been dead for three years.

Karen

Joss: Wow, Savi I really don't understand you.
Savi: Yeah, this just in.

I'm not standing up at another one of her weddings.

Savi

So you're a homeless lesbian with a crappy job and a withholding older sister. Fill me in over lunch.

Janet (to Joss)

April: Even Angela Lansbury had a helper. Remember that little old guy? He was cute.
Karen: You want to be my little old guy?

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.