Take it day by day and you may be surprised what you're capable of.


Joss: I hate to break it to you. You're not Alex's type.
Olivier: And what exactly is her type?
Joss: The type with boobs. She's a lesbian.

Your apartment makes me want to kill myself.


You're not Paul. You can't be Paul. Paul is dead.


It's really too bad you don't like guys Alex because they really like you.


For three years you've been sad about Paul and for a month you've been mad about Paul. Either way it's always been about Paul.


Joss: I didn't realize yoga was so kinky.
Alex: Well, maybe you should take a class and find out.

Richard: What are your thoughts on Santa Barbara?
April: The 80s soap?

Savi: I just wanted to tell you that you were right.
Dom: Is this a trap?

Savi: You winced.
Karen: I didn't.
Savi: Like someone was coming at you with a two by four.

Consider me an emotional Switzerland.


I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.


Mistresses Quotes

Joss: I slept with Harry!
April: Oh my God!
Karen: Congratulations?
April: Are we happy?
Joss: Yeah we are.
Karen: You don't look happy.

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.