Harry: Does throwing parties actually constitute a career?
Joss: It does if you live in Los Angeles.

When you cheat death you're suppose to carpe diem your face off but I don't know what that looks like or how to do it.


That's what happens when you go online. The dregs of society show up at your door and take you to places like miniature golf and karaoke bars.


Don't forget the brief coma. Those were some of the best conversations you and I have ever had.


I'll probably be OK. I'm more of a cry on the inside kind of a person.


I love you, Savi. I have for a long time. I just needed you to know that.


I don't care who the father is. I choose you, Savi. I always choose you.


You're my love. You're still my love.


Elizabeth: To her you were nothing more than a pathetic child with a misguided crush.
Sam: Yeah, then why did she sleep with me?

April: It just doesn't quite feel like it does with Paul.
Savi: Like battered wife syndrome?

Did you see Tom's face when you were screwing my son?


I'm getting better and better at doing a job that I hate.


Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.