Savi: None of this is happening the way I pictured it.
Dom: So, just because it's not how you imagined it doesn't mean it can't work.

Life's a negotiation and I'm a damn good lawyer.


You can't lose what you don't have. Go back to your family in Florida because you've got no family here.


Everything is broken and I don't know how to fix it.


Clearly you don't know how loudly you snore. That drip drip drip is like a lullaby.


Now I understand why you've always been so freakin' tough on me, because that's what mothers do.


No, you have never judged me Mom because that actually would have required some attention.


Of course she has a life. You've been dead for three years.


Joss: Wow, Savi I really don't understand you.
Savi: Yeah, this just in.

I'm not standing up at another one of her weddings.


So you're a homeless lesbian with a crappy job and a withholding older sister. Fill me in over lunch.

Janet (to Joss)

April: Even Angela Lansbury had a helper. Remember that little old guy? He was cute.
Karen: You want to be my little old guy?

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.