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The-mistresses

I have a hard time separating from my footwear. They're like sets of twin babies.

Joss

Your vortex is my vortex.

Richard

Harry must be so proud of his little Australian sperm.

Joss

Don't turn this on me, Savi. I don't sleep with people I work with.

Harry

What is with all the pouty faces? Did they cancel Pretty Little Liars?

Joss

Your'e not really still selling this bed are you?

Richard

Sorry to use your office but they're making an adult film across the street and this is by far the best view.

Joss

They're making a porno. The whole point is so you can watch, over and over again.

Joss

It was so great. At least I think it was great. I haven't had sex in so long I'm not sure I'd know the difference.

April
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