Mistresses

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Mistresses
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The farmer john look really works on you. I wouldn't have thought.

Joss

I have to pee for the nineteenth time today.

Savi

What kind of freaky shrink are you?

April

Alex: Naked guy is gone.
Joss: And he made the bed, how sweet.

My only hope is for us to be happy, healthy and in love forever.

Harry

If you're too sad to hike I totally understand.

Joss

When they're that pretty, generally they're not that interesting.

Joss

Harry: If you ever thought to think before you act.
Joss: Then I wouldn't be me.

It's an 'I'm sorry you lost your friend' 3 cheese grilled cheese.

Harry

This is fancy. I'm glad I wore a bra.

Joss

I need to convince Alex to leave her controlling disrespectful girlfriend. Only I need to say it nicer.

Joss

Shut your lady loving lips. You've slept with men?

Joss
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Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.